Rejoice, Armie Hammer fans! The blacklisted former Hollywood heartthrob is back, this time in the hack director Uwe Boll's avenger flick, Citizen Vigilante. Rejoice as you watch Hammer's Sanders punish bullies, thieves, dealers and even shoot an entire family of muslim immigrants, just because one of them committed a crime recently. Watch him have forced, unnatural, staged sex with an expressionless prostitute, exposing his controversial tattoos to us. Watch him speak Boll's horrible monologue, and come across as far more deranged than any of the 'villains' he's chasing.
Citizen Vigilante is a shameless, racist, bigoted project, whose existence was born from hatred of immigrants. Set in a nameless European country (I'm guessing Croatia, due to some familiar signage), the movie is under the impression that everyone in the world shares the disturbing ideals of its filmmaker and financiers. The last scene is so disgusting and xenophobic that it becomes the film's non-washable stain, something that'll surely keep it in the annals of worst movies ever made.
ZERO STARS
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